Hello, Welcome to my web page. My name us John. I am a Christian and I live in Memphis TN. I'm 22 years old and I just graduated from StateTech. State Tech merged with Shelby State Community college, something i consider very stupid. So in protest i still call it State Tech. This is the section of my web page where I show you all my goofy, dorky pictures. :) If you don't think they're goofy and dorky then tell me :) Sometimes I like to hear it :) haha. I have ICQ. My ICQ # is 16129664. I also have AOL instant messanger. My AOL IM screenname is SpriteCan. If you don't have ICQ or AOL IM then follow the following links and get them because you're behind the times man.
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Oh my gosh I shaved! This is me sticking my tongue out. My hair is less messy than the other pics too. I'm still in my work clothes here.
I think I just woke up in this one, even though it looks like someone hit me on the head with a blunt object.
Click on the image here to see a video clip of me acting goofy. If the real video doesn't work click here for the AVI (301k)
This is also a video clip. Sometimes I like to watch The Tom Green Show so that gave me the idea to make this clip. I don't really know why. here is the AVI (737k)